David's Corny Jokes
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A bloke in a tractor just drove past shouting "The End is Nigh". I think it was Farmer Geddon.
I wanted to be an astronaut. But my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides? So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
I started a business developing an anti-gravity machine. But it never took off.
I start a new job, tomorrow, making mirrors. It's something I could always see myself doing.
I just bought a vintage Rolls Royce but the budget didn't cover a driver. So I've spent all that money and I've got nothing to chauffeur it!
Gotta be a photographer to get this... Someone tried to stop me taking a photo because I used f11. The argument nearly turned into f8.
