David's Corny Jokes
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My Uncle was a taxi driver. One day he left home without any indication.
What do you call a three legged donkey? Wonkey
Wethor... That’s the worst spell of weather we’ve seen in a long time!
Me: "I broke my arm in 3 places. What should I do?" Doctor: "Don’t go to those places again!"
An entire city has gone missing in Yorkshire... Police are looking for Leeds.
I saw this advert in a window that said "Television for Sale - £1 - volume stuck on full". I thought to myself... "I cant turn that down."
My wife complained that I never buy her flowers. I told her I was sorry but I hadn’t realised she sold them.
Living on earth can be expensive. But it does include a trip around the sun every year.
New technology at its best.
In which country are you unlikely to find a vegetarian? Turkey!
What's a frog's favourite fizzy drink? Croakacola