David's Corny Jokes
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So what if I can't spell Armageddon. It's not the end of the world.
I went to my local Indian restaurant and asked: "Have you got any bread?" The waiter said "Naan". So I left.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
I've trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine. It's a Bordeaux Collie.
A Yorkshire aerobics instructor said t'class: "Hands on thighs". So they all did. But then nobody could see a thing.
My decision to become a plastic surgeon has raised quite a few eyebrows.
I made a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
I've written a happy ending for 1984. It's Orwell that ends well.
In Anguilla, a steak pie is $2.39 In Antigua and Barbuda, a steak pie is $2.69 In Aruba, a steak pie is $2.39 In the Bahamas, a steak pie is $2.99 In Caribbean Netherlands, a steak pie is $2.59 In Cayman, a steak pie is $2.39 These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Before the Battle of Hastings, the Normans ate only small amounts of Spanish food - as proved by the Bayeux Tapas Tray.
Someone painted GNAB on my wall. I said, "That's Bang out of order !"
My friend said he threw a ball 5 miles and his dog managed to find it and bring it back. Seems a bit far-fetched...