David's Corny Jokes
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Mr and Mrs Astronaut are spending a little time apart. They just need space.
Feeling chilly? Head towards the corner of the room. It's 90 degrees there!
Comic Sans walks into a bar. The Barman shouts, "Hey! We don't want your type in here!"
Our neighbour got angry and threw his computer into the ocean. Now there's a Dell rolling in the deep.
Just found out they're not making metre rules any longer.
Today I'm going to be a can of deodorant. And before you ask, yes I'm sure.
I've just been voted the world's worst owl impersonator. But to be honest, I couldn't give two hoots.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
When he was 12 years old, my son asked me: "Can I have a book mark?" I was very upset... 12 years old and he didn't know my name is David.
My wife told me to take the spider out, rather than kill it. So we had a meal and a few drinks. He's a great spider - in fact, he wants to be a web developer.
I cut my finger when I was chopping cheese. But I think I might have grater problems.
I want to be frank. But I can't be bothered going to all the expense of changing my name.