David's Corny Jokes
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I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid!
I arrived early at the restaurant last night. The guy said, "Do you mind waiting?" I said "No." So he replied, "Great. Take this soup to table 4."
Gutted to hear about the Origami college. Apparently it folded.
I’ve just lost my job as an ice cream tester. I couldn’t do Sundaes.
What animal gets you up in the morning? A llama
I'm allergic to a type of French pastry... A-choux bun [bless you!]
An Egyptian mummy got a job as a first-aider, but he was sacked after a week. His boss said, 'I'm sorry, but you're too enthusiastic; you keep getting wrapped up in your work'!
We have a bird of prey that only dances to 80s music at night. Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.
I went to the Doctor and said. "I think I'm addicted to seaweed." He told me that I was right to "sea kelp".
I purchased a desk fan the other day. But It's a waste of money. All it does is sit there and say, "Oh, I love the monitor placement, and the swivel chair is amazing!"
I didn't realise that it was a pile of branches at first. But then I twigged.
Yesterday, I went on eBay and was very tempted to buy three cars. I think I must have that car owner virus.