David's Corny Jokes
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I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of Assumption Club.
Was Moses the first person to use Control-C as a shortcut?
People say I’m condescending. That means I talk down to people.
I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.
Originally I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything”.
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Nothing tops a plain pizza.
I refused to believe my road-worker friend was stealing from his job. But when I went round to his house, all the signs were there.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.