David's Corny Jokes

Check out some of the corny jokes that I share daily on Facebook. You can also encourage me along by liking the Facebook page.

David's Corny Jokes

I told my friend he's got no willpower... but to be fair on him, he has quit smoking loads of times.

David's Corny Jokes

I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of Assumption Club.

David's Corny Jokes

Was Moses the first person to use Control-C as a shortcut?

David's Corny Jokes

People say I’m condescending. That means I talk down to people.

David's Corny Jokes

I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.

David's Corny Jokes

Originally I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.

David's Corny Jokes

Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

David's Corny Jokes

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything”.

David's Corny Jokes

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

David's Corny Jokes

My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.

David's Corny Jokes

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

David's Corny Jokes

I refused to believe my road-worker friend was stealing from his job. But when I went round to his house, all the signs were there.