{"id":4064,"date":"2019-04-29T14:40:54","date_gmt":"2019-04-29T13:40:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidwithington.com\/?p=4064"},"modified":"2019-09-13T16:29:56","modified_gmt":"2019-09-13T15:29:56","slug":"does-green-tea-help-you-lose-weight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidwithington.com\/does-green-tea-help-you-lose-weight\/","title":{"rendered":"Does Green Tea Help You Lose Weight?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Warning: This is not medical advice. It’s not even good advice. But it’s great for a laugh!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Does green tea really help you to lose weight? <\/span><\/p>\n

Or is it a myth?<\/span><\/p>\n

We sent our special correspondent, Miss Tree-Shoppa, out into the streets to ask the people of Duntexistown. <\/span><\/p>\n

Here\u2019s what she discovered.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"What<\/a>
What did Miss Tree-Shoppa discover?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Green Tea in Dunexistown<\/span><\/h2>\n

Miss Tree-Shoppa walked into a busy town-centre cafe, found a chap who was slurping green tea and asked his opinion. <\/span><\/p>\n

Here\u2019s what Mr Greene, the tea-drinker, said: <\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t know about that, Luv. I just like the taste.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

However, when asked further questions, Mr Greene admitted that he used to be 50 stones about 3 weeks ago, and had lost half his weight since being on the green tea diet.<\/span><\/p>\n

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He’d lost lots of weight on his green tea diet<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The Unhelpful Green Tea Shop<\/span><\/h2>\n

It was a nice day in Duntexistown.<\/span><\/p>\n

So Miss Tree-Shoppa took a stroll in the park where she discovered a quaint little tea shop serving all kinds of tea.<\/span><\/p>\n

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The quaint little green tea shop<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The clang of the bell announced her arrival in the shop, and soon an elderly lady wearing a green apron appeared. <\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cCan I help you, dear?\u201d she said with a cheerful smile. <\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cErr, I\u2019m doing a survey,\u201d said Miss Tree-Shoppa. \u201cAnd I\u2019d like to know if green tea can help you lose weight.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cEee, I don\u2019t know, Luv,\u201d said the shop assistant.<\/span><\/p>\n