1.1 You’ll need to agree to these to use the website:
2.1 This document was completely home made.
3. Copyright notice
3.1 Hey! I own the copyright, OK?
4. Licence to use website
4.1 You can view, print, stream. Whatever you like. But please ask before you copy anything. And please don’t leave any nasty comments or edit anything. And no promoting or selling anything. I’d hate to have to ban you.
5. Acceptable use
5.1 Don’t do anything stupid or illegal.
6. Registration and accounts
6.1 If you leave a comment or send a message, don’t try to be clever and pretend to be someone else.
7. User IDs and passwords
7.1 I’m not giving out user IDs and passwords. But if I did, you’d need to keep them safe. That’s common sense though, isn’t it.
8. Cancellation and suspension of account
8.1 Don’t do anything to make us not like you and ban you.
9. Your content: licence
9.1 If you submit anything for us to use on the website, you’ve given us permission to use it.
10. Your content: rules
10.1 If you supply any material for the website, it’s gotta be true, legal, and not break any copyright laws. Don’t be libellous or malicious too. And definitely no explicit material (my Grandmother would never agree to that). Hey, and no spamming!
11. Limited warranties
11.1 I’ve tried to be accurate. But we all make mistakes, so no guarantees that everything’s up to date and completely accurate.
12. Limitations and exclusions of liability
12.1 I’m not liable for anything. Sorry.
13. Breaches of these terms and conditions
13.1 Please don’t break these rules, because… well, just because.
14.1 If I feel like changing any of the rules (or anything on the website for that matter), I’ve given myself permission to do so.
15.1 I can give permission to someone else to carry out these rules too.
16.1 If one of these rules is a bit dodgy, it doesn’t mean you can ignore all the others.
17. Third party rights
17.1 This is for you and me only. Third parties can get lost.
18. Entire agreement
18.1 If you don’t agree with any of the above, please leave now.
19. Law and jurisdiction
20. Our details
20.1 This website is owned and operated by David Withington – but that’s pretty obvious. And you can contact me by using the website contact form.