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source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comedianjokes/timvinejokes.html
And a few more jokes from another king of the one liners, Milton Jones...
I worked as a doctor for the World Health Organisation. I didn't mean to, I thought I was auditioning for Doctor Who. My wife - it's difficult to say what she does - she sells sea shells on the sea shore.
When I was 5 years old, my teacher asked me if I wanted to take the school guineau pig home. My grandfather is always saying that in the old days people could leave their back doors open. Which is probably why his submarine sank.
Source: http://www.premierjokes.com/milton-jones-jokes.html
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